Monthly Archives

July 2005

  • Soaked

    I’m riding on a half-inflated tire. For a week now. It’s getting to the point where I can almost feel the rim. When I go over a bump, my saddle bag pops off. One…

  • Show me what you’ve got.

    The night was oppressive. We turned out the lights to minimize the additional heat from the incandescents. That’s how bad it was. We clicked on our LED camp light and broke open a deck…

  • Lake Week

    Lake week went quickly. We didn’t go far; the cottage was 90 minutes from Ottawa on White Lake near Calabogie. In seven days we left the cottage only once for a quick visit the…

  • Jump in a lake

    I was thinking today of the past tense of jump. “Jamp” came to mind. This is just one sign that I need to leap off a dock. This week, a client melted down in…

  • Make that

    Make that, “Your twisting reality.” Sorry, honey, I suck at quoting sources.…

  • Getting to know stuart. volume 42c

    Go ahead. Ask me about my fantasies. One involves a bottle of Crisco and a shower curtain liner. Suzy says, “Do you know what that stuff is? Lard!” Story-in-one-sentence: The first day of my…

  • Suzy says….

    Suzy says she’s never heard of a vole. “It’s just another example of your twisted sense of reality.”…

  • Just the headlines

    I read in bed last night that Fish don’t sleep. Night time is just the shadow of the Earth. Cool even at 25C in the shade. Today’s high in PEI was 12C. Colder at…