A long while ago I read a book that suggested taking in the view from the floor as a way to rejuvinate a positive outlook on life. I’m a firm believer in this. If you haven’t rolled across your kitchen floor sideways, for God’s sake do it! At the very least, it’s a good stretch and there’s always something interesting under the ‘fridge. Tonight’s roll revelations included the conclusion that my high-fibre cereal is not enough to compensate for a bad habit, and I really want to lose the 60’s hall light. Send me your ceiling photos!