Early observations of ’05

  • You know how I feel about Christmas lights in February. Jo-Anne, it doesn’t matter if you call them “winter lights!”

  • It may seem like a good idea at the time, but don’t try standing up while sliding down a hill on a crazy carpet.

  • Avoid wasabi during business lunches. And lentil purée if you have yoga that evening.

  • My houseplants are dying. Working out of the house takes its grim toll.

  • To get rid of aphids, take a shallow bowl and add a squirt of dish soap to some warm water. Not hot. Stick your fingers in like Madge and froth it up. Cover the little buggers with the bubbles and watch ’em panic.

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