Have I mentioned this before

(Overheard in bed)

“Anytime I’ve let a spider escape in the house, it has appeared on or near me later somewhere else in the house.”

“Why would you let a spider escape, except if you just can’t reach it?”



“My cousin was a robot at Hallowe’en once. I felt so bad for him when it rained and the box fell apart.”


“Did I ever tell you about the time Mom agreed to give me 25 cents to buy some Bubble Yum but she made me eat an entire raw onion first?”

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