- What’s Swiss about Swiss Chalet? The neutral mountainous country that’s the birthplace of the quarter chicken dinner?
- Why do people like Pamela Anderson? “It’s kind of hypocritical that you’re all for animal rights when you’ve been torturing your own beaver for years.”
- Courtney Love?
- Anyone still got a Christmas tree? Dan does.
- Is it OK for a guy to drive a bike with white-wall tires?